Think About It Thursday #59 -- THE SOLUTION IS HERE! - Think About It Thursday - Hmmmm....

Hey, whazzup, C L dudes and dudettes?
Ready for a new puzzler? Take a look,
Think About It, leave your answers
in the Comments below!

The Solution To This Puzzler (and wry comments from Thursday Admin):
Richard, (at first) you're so happy and friendly, and I really hope you enjoyed making your crusty English muffin with a gooey-filled center of jam and cheese. By why, pray tell, good friend, why would you put jam and cheese together?! WHY?
Juli, sorry, babe; the trouble's always at your end, not ours. Call GeekSquad or something.
Juli (again), good for you! I'm glad your scarlet letter (x) problem has been solved! You are quite close with the guess. Maybe you'd like yours with Cheez-Whiz, like Richard...?
Granny Sue, I am almost ashamed to admit this, since I "studied" French in high school for a couple of semesters, but I had to Google that word gateau and found in the images results that you meant to say "cake!" And the way you described your guess was rather wicked; it made me think of sinful gluttony and gastronomical excesses, against which I am powerless to decline a second helping. The history of my stored energy is written in the series of ever-expanding waist sizes hanging in my closet. Some day I will overcome my weakness and will once again wear those 32-inch waisted Levi's. (That's the smallest size I still own.)
Jen, you, too, are very close. What I show here is one of my favorite flavor combos -- I wonder if all of you out there are leaving guesses that are actually your own favorites.
JP, you sick bastard.
Juli (yet again), would it be better if I actually updated every Thursday, instead of every other Thursday or every other-other Thursday?
Pablo, first timer! Yo, whazzup, dawg?! I can't leave a trackback for you, since you didn't leave a link, so I'm gonna have to do the next best thing. (See your Trackback and if you don't like it, let me know a better link.) Once I made a trip from San Jose to San Diego by car along Highway 101. It's a long drive. At the beginning of the return trip, I popped in a cassette tape of Pablo Cruise and listened to both sides, and then the tape wouldn't come out. I had to listen to Pablo Cruise or nothing, like, all day. At first I listened to Pablo Cruise. About four hours later I listened to nothing. I don't think I ever listened to that tape again! By the way, you are also pretty close in your guess.
Richard, the second time you left a comment, you were decidedly more rude. Don't make me go up there and kick your ... !